It’s now been three days since that slutbitchhobagscum nice lady that gave up three hours on a Tuesday night to hideously and unfairly rob us of our God-given victory decide we weren’t quite good enough. We’ve spent the last three days planning how to get the county to declare a mistrial and imagining hideous tortures for the slutbitchhobagscum nice lady (my personal favorite being David’s suggestion that we use the score sheets to give her papercuts on her eyeballs).
But I think that’s enough.
Realistically, even if we did win in county it would just buy us a couple of rounds at state, where we would proceed to get demolished by a pack of well-dressed robots from Santa Barbara. And if we could pull it off, we would earn the undying hatred of every other team in the county (wait, we already have that) and make us look like a bunch of sore losers, or, worse yet, like Bishop O’Dowd.
CGTC (who now deserves the full honorific after all we’ve been through) will draft a letter to the county, we’ll all sign it, and the slutbitchhobagscum will never again show her face in an Alameda County courtroom after 6:00.
It’s been wonderful, really, but it’s like Leah said after I suggested that the whole team stone me to death after the match - it’s only mock trial.
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